"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/13/2018 at 19:31 • Filed to: None
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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/13/2018 at 19:31 • Filed to: None | 1
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This map shows days with highs above 105 90 F in 2020; now lets look at the same map in thirty years,
Yep, the deep south and Arizona look fucking unlivable by then.
But if we switch around and look at a map for days with the low under 32F, it looks like this in 2020:
And 2050....
So... the midwest is starting to look appealing by then. Lets overlap density over all of this:
It’s basically empty! Go and buy land up there!
jimz
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 19:53 |
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Trying to drain the Great Lakes will lead to a shootin’ war.
The Dummy Gummy
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 19:55 |
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200+ days at 105F in 2020? I’m going to call bullshit on whatever source that is.
San Antonio Texas (in that dark red area) barely gets 20 days a year currently . This map says it is going to jump to 200 in the next year? Horse doo doo.
MM54
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 19:59 |
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Wow! Where is your time machine that you got weather history for 2020 AND 2050??
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:00 |
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North Dakota is beautiful and friendly as it is warm!
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Spanfeller is a twat
> The Dummy Gummy
11/13/2018 at 20:02 |
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You are right to call bullshit... I showed the wrong maps. I just fixed it. It was above 90F
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Spanfeller is a twat
> MM54
11/13/2018 at 20:03 |
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Spanfeller is a twat
> jimz
11/13/2018 at 20:04 |
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What?
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 20:04 |
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Does it have to do with some interstate rivalry?
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MM54
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:07 |
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They can’t tell me what the weather is going to do 3 days from now, I have near-zero confidence in something forecast 30 years out.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> MM54
11/13/2018 at 20:11 |
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Ah yes, but this is climate we’re talking about... and a prediction.
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The Dummy Gummy
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:12 |
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Even that seems wrong, 90 an above average hovers around 100 days. 2017 had 114 days of 90 and above. They are going to double in a year?
https://www.usclimatedata.com/climate/san-antonio/texas/united-states/ustx1200/2017/1
MrDakka
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:14 |
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Fake news. Everyone knows by 2050, Cobra will have taken over the world and used their Weather Dominator tech to ensure the rise of the serpent men.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> The Dummy Gummy
11/13/2018 at 20:14 |
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They use averages dating back to the 20s...
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:21 |
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We tell jokes in Montana about how cold it is in North Dakota and how unintelligent the residents are...
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 20:24 |
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We do so too. People from Mexico City make fun of everyone else in the country, specially the people in the state next to us.
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The Dummy Gummy
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:29 |
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Doubling the last decade average in just over a year seems outside the realm of statistically possibility and in the realm of a statical anomaly . What website are you using?
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Spanfeller is a twat
> The Dummy Gummy
11/13/2018 at 20:33 |
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Shift24
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:37 |
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Melt those icebergs. That way ohio becomes beach front property and jack my property value
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Shift24
11/13/2018 at 20:44 |
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If all the icecaps melt, Palm Springs would become a costal city.
We’d lo se Mexicali on this side of the border but... meh, no biggie
BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:44 |
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I would give my left arm to live someplace in the civilized world that never dropped below 72 degrees. Those maps look lovely to me.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
11/13/2018 at 20:49 |
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I never want to live in a city that goes above 80F or under 32F. For practical purposes of course.
Some snow fell on Monterrey today, so people are starting to think it might snow further south and all I can think of is how shitty Mexican drivers are and how shitty they could be with a little bit of snow/ice water.
Berang
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 20:51 |
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The problem with most of those empty spaces is there is a lack of natural water in amounts great enough to sustain large populations.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Berang
11/13/2018 at 20:53 |
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They expect precipitation around those areas to increase heavily in the next 30 years. So as long as they improve their rain-water collection methods, it’s OK.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 21:02 |
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Time to invest in air conditioning manufacturers
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
11/13/2018 at 21:03 |
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I'd give your other arm if it never was about 72 here.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/13/2018 at 21:05 |
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I find some irony in air conditioning
You buy it cus its hot
The consumption and gases make climate change worse
You need to buy a better one cus its hotter
The consumption and gases make climat e change worse....
For Sweden
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 21:09 |
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Air conditioning is more efficient than furnace heat
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For Sweden
> Berang
11/13/2018 at 21:10 |
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Also we still need food, probably
Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
11/13/2018 at 22:21 |
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If I were wealthy-ish , I’d probably split my time between Seattle and Palm Springs.
DipodomysDeserti
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/13/2018 at 22:32 |
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Little too late for that. The AC guys are pretty well established in the hot states. Everyone here has a friend who can print money because their family started an AC company forty years ago.
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DipodomysDeserti
> Berang
11/13/2018 at 22:33 |
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YOU THINK LACK OF WATER CAN STOP OUR GROWTH! HAHAHAHAHAH! Hey, can someone turn the AC down?
-Arizona
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DipodomysDeserti
> Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
11/13/2018 at 22:41 |
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Seattle and Palm Springs, huh? Have you actually been to either of those cities?
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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> DipodomysDeserti
11/13/2018 at 22:44 |
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I meant for the colder states that are going to become hotter
zipfuel
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 23:04 |
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Gotta overlay the sea level rise and Forest fire maps too but being that far inland just means the beaches get a little nearer every year...
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zipfuel
> MM54
11/13/2018 at 23:12 |
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Flag on the play, false equivalence.
Short term weather conditions are highly localised and changeable, long term averages and macro trends are much dfferent and more well understood.
Although your point does s tand to a degree: it’s actually getting hotter faster than many predicted.
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Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
> DipodomysDeserti
11/14/2018 at 01:40 |
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Well, I live in one and occasionally vacation in and around the other.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> The Dummy Gummy
11/14/2018 at 05:06 |
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It probably is wrong since the USG hasn't funded much climate research for a while...
Pickup_man
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/14/2018 at 09:21 |
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NO! Stay away! It’s quiet and peaceful here and I want it to stay that way.
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/14/2018 at 12:46 |
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I’d love this. Hate when it gets much above that around here. But I’m built more for cold than hot.
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/14/2018 at 12:53 |
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Even in the worst possible case scenario, Palm Springs would never be true oceanfront. It might be near an inlet, but it would be pretty shallow.
But yeah, no more Mexicali. Might as well just attach BC to CA and be done with it at that point.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
11/14/2018 at 12:56 |
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No! We like Baja.
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Pst! We’ll give it to California if they promise to seceed the US and not come back! It work great with Texas
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jimz
> Spanfeller is a twat
11/14/2018 at 16:41 |
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it’s been brought up more than once that drought-parched areas (e.g. California) that there should be a way to “pipe” water from the Great Lakes to places which need it.
which ain’t gonna happen. No matter how awesome California thinks they are.
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> jimz
11/14/2018 at 17:05 |
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So rather than curtailing excessive farming they want to build hundreds of miles of pipe across the mi dwest?
Maybe cheaper to have sea water treatments
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MM54
> zipfuel
11/14/2018 at 18:16 |
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Good. I can’t stand winter.